I may be pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain’t one.

awwww-cute:

This little froggie popped up and greeted my friend coming into work this morning!

awwww-cute:

This little froggie popped up and greeted my friend coming into work this morning!

concretefemme:

look at this cop-hating suffragette kitty 

concretefemme:

look at this cop-hating suffragette kitty 

 gashpushlashkeshshootenforten gashforshten ishlokenbartenshiklhorten!
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reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

frlg:

image

thanks

  • grizzled protagonist: yeah, i made a text post or two back in the day. but i put that life behind me.
  • shady agent: you were the best in the business, and that's why we need you back to make one last text post
  • grizzled protagonist: [inhales wearily] ok. one condition, though: no gifs. i only post jpegs.
  • shady agent: [smiles, revealing heavily artifacted teeth] that won't be a problem

people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

pallaspalace:

birth

pallaspalace:

birth

nemurism:

Yes your highness!

nemurism:

Yes your highness!

mawoftriskaidekathon:

hounority:

did I mention I’m lesbians with this daedra??
no???? well now you know

Everyone is lesbians with flame atronachs.

mawoftriskaidekathon:

hounority:

did I mention I’m lesbians with this daedra??

no???? well now you know

Everyone is lesbians with flame atronachs.

itssuppertime:

five nights at freddy’s is such a good game

itssuppertime:

five nights at freddy’s is such a good game