February 2011
January 2011
EMMY CICIEREGA WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE →
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That awkward moment when you walk into the kitchen...
-expelliarmus-:
MUMMY, WHERE’S MY JUMPAH
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foreveralone
had a dream last night that this pretty lady was flirting with me and telling me how attractive i was to her
i responded by saying, “Aw, that’s very flattering :)”
as she started to come closer, my body realized that this would never happen in real life and forced me awake
i am leaving this fucking planet for mars
Squidward
Me and Adria were talking about Squidward one day and realized it’s just Squid and Edward. So then I wrote this pile:
One beautiful kawaii day, Edward Cullen was frolicking through a forest. He was on his way to find his bishie uguu~ waifu Bella so they could have wonderful amazing vampire sex. His dick was getting hard just thinking about it (even though technically it was already hard...
