What is the largest number of times you have masturbated in one day!?

i am john wagner, welcome to my webzone

i post a lot of stupid pictures and homestuck because i have no talent.

i also run http://massdefect.tumblr.com/

my chumhandle is: hornographicMeatloaf

twitter: @drakwatch

WHAT DO YOU WANT

send me shit i guess????

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oh gosh, hmm

probably 4 at the most. it kind of hurts after the 3rd attempt.